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In this world of endless pace, We're all caught up in a dumb rat race. Chasing after money and fame, Forgetting what life is truly meant to claim. We run and run, never stopping to breathe, Caught up in a cycle that never leaves. We forget the joys of life, And never stop to embrace its beauty and strife. We're like rats in a maze, Running in circles, in a constant daze. Never looking up to see the sky, Or stopping to ask ourselves, why? Why are we running this race? What is it that we truly chase? Is it worth sacrificing our time, For things that will never truly be mine? Let's take a moment to step back, And break free from this endless track. Let's embrace life for what it is, And find happiness in the littlest bliss. For life is not a race to be won, But a journey to be lived and fun. So let's take a step back and breathe, And enjoy the beauty that life can be.

In the midst of a journey, one fine day, A flat tire struck, much to my dismay. The sun shone bright, not a cloud in sight, Yet the rubber beast had lost its fight. With a hiss and a sigh, it surrendered its air, The wheel now deflated, a sight most rare. I pulled to the side, not a moment too soon, My car now crippled, like a burst balloon. The pavement called out, mocking my fate, As I rummaged for tools, my hands did shake. The jack and the wrench, my trusty old friends, Would aid me in mending this untimely end. I huffed and I puffed, with sweat on my brow, Lifting the car, I wondered just how. The lug nuts released, the old tire now free, I sighed with relief, as the new one would be. The spare took its place, a snug fit indeed, I tightened the nuts with deliberate speed. A task now complete, I wiped off my face, And stood back to admire, with a satisfied grace. With one last look, I left the scene, My journey continued, now slightly serene. For though flat tires may come, and the

The markets are beginning to show telltale signs of pessimism and fear. Participants are beginning to respect the fact that economies are shrinking all over the world. GDPs are hitting historic lows. There's a lot of liquidity in the market. Unemployment is on the rise, and whatever employment exists is severely skewed towards IT and its support. There have been talks of a crash or a dead cat bounce since the bullish reversal that happened a few months back. Naysayers always exist, and people are always happy when their predictions are on point. What does all this mean to the average Jane/Joe in the market? Or the average Janoe? Depends how long you can wait. If you're young and invested in the market, hold. This is all just noise. If you're planning to retire any time soon, now would be a great time to sell and go on a vacation, if you want to enjoy all the money you've accumulated throughout the years. It's all a matter of perspective really. Markets are almost al

 The fact that the AY begins on April 1st shows that filing taxes is just an elaborate April Fools joke.